Watchout! No Cash Paid for Ideas or Translations

“Untouched. Unmoved”, claimed Ed, who spotted this poetic arrangement on Lakeshore Ave in Oakland, Jan. 29. When questioned further, he quickly scurried away.

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Watchout! BART Seats

Justine caught this slippery character in the act on Bart, November 19.

BART just removed the last of its appalling cloth seats, replacing them with seats that can be more easily sponged off. But don’t let your guard down just yet… Justine caught this slippery character lurking on November 19.

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Watchout! Man Discovers Hive of Peels at Local Home Improvement Store

Bob spotted this shocking scene in Home Depot on New Year's Day.

Local craftsman Bob spotted this shocking scene in Home Depot on New Year’s Day.

Local craftsman Bob made a New Year’s resolution to clear out the termites in his home. He dragged himself to Home Depot to get some supplies, when he came upon something even worse – a seething nest of peels, waiting for him in his cart! He did the right thing and contacted us. Let this be a lesson to always check your cart before using it.

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Watchout! on the streets of LA

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Spotted at 11:03 AM on December 6. Despicable.

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We can only speculate as to what happened here on December 20, but it looks like some unlucky bird wasn’t fast enough to escape the jaws of this slimy beast.

 

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Watchout! Peels in the Fall

This season yielded a healthy crop of peels. They thrive in the fall months because they can blend in with the leaves and banana slugs on the ground. Keep your eyes peeled, lest you slip and fall!

From the debris around this partial peel, I suspect a Tasmanian devil.

From the debris around this partial peel, I suspect a Tasmanian devil.

A cruel Halloween trick outside Green Apple Books in San Francisco.

A cruel Halloween trick outside Green Apple Books in San Francisco.

Thanks to Joey for spotting this slick and twisted reject on Zoe St, on Nov. 8.

Thanks to Joey for spotting this slick and twisted reject on Zoe St, on Nov. 8.

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