Many thanks to home detective and armchair psychoanalyst Bob, who spotted this ambiguous shape in San Rafael on May 15.
This one looks like a tiny, squished giraffe Or the dirty ribbon that I used to play with as a child… Or actually, I think it’s my old teacher, Miss Katz-Butts. Whatever it is, it’s trying to ruin my life!
Somebody else will clean it up.
Bob’s hobbies often lead him to the UHaul in San Rafael. One day, while wandering among the trucks, he spied the spidery remains of someone’s rushed breakfast. He didn’t pick it up, either.
While walking in Oakland on March 23, Bob nearly soiled his new shoes with this rat-shaped, retch-inducing mess. We will never know what really happened here.
The once-graceful form of a fallen fruit.
While collecting wood beetles on the grounds of the Falkirk Mansion in San Rafael on February 5, Bob was dismayed to find he was not alone. Frozen in an eternal pirouette, this haunting figure still holds some of the grace and glamour of the olden days.
Local craftsman Bob spotted this shocking scene in Home Depot on New Year’s Day.
Local craftsman Bob made a New Year’s resolution to clear out the termites in his home. He dragged himself to Home Depot to get some supplies, when he came upon something even worse – a seething nest of peels, waiting for him in his cart! He did the right thing and contacted us. Let this be a lesson to always check your cart before using it.
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