Q: What was your first psychic vision?
A. I was on the monkey bars and I was struck with a vision of my neighbor, Miss Wright, lying on the sidewalk. Not long afterward, Miss Wright slipped on a banana peel outside Safeway! That’s when I started telling fortunes at recess in exchange for stickers. Now I charge $10.
Q. Can you see people’s secrets?
A. Yes! For example, I know you have a tattoo of a rat on your lower back.
Here at watchoutbananapeel, we care about more than just wayward fruit rinds. We also explore universal, sometimes difficult issues, in the hope that lost souls can find some comfort here.