March 28, 2012. 10:15 AM, at Mcallister and Arguello. Don't be fooled by this peel's graceful pose.
watch out!
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Street Scene, 7:55 AM
Incident Reference Number: 56294809049739593x
Penny for your thoughts
Actually, I’ve only got a ha’penny.
The Levitation of Irene Green
My fortune cookie said: “You will soon witness a miracle.”
Passersby on Bartleby Way today witnessed what some described as a "miracle": the spontaneous levitation of Irene Green. Ms. Green, 30, a lawyer, hovered overhead for what felt like hours, but was probably more like 15-20 seconds.
so how’s that cookie?
What kind of cookie is that? Ooh, my favorite! You know, I was going to buy one of those, but you got the last one…No worries!! I guess I’ll just have to come back later, which is a shame because I drove an hour out of my way, but that’s okay! That’s just life! I’ve been through worse, especially lately. Phew! You don’t even want to know! Is this seat taken?
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