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Philomena

Philomena

Philomena: resident of Apartment 313. On her way down to the laundry, she is suddenly transported back forty years to Mrs. Prince’s kitchen, cleaning shrimps. For a moment she can see the afternoon light slanting across Mrs Prince’s kitchen table, and feel the dense, flexible texture of the shrimps as she skins them with a special tool. She feels a pang of nostalgia at this vivid memory, but it quickly dissipates, and Philomena resumes her slow descent to the laundry.

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Emotion Flashcards

It’s not always easy to recognize emotions. These flashcards may help you identify different emotions in yourself and others, so you can respond accordingly. Answers below.

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A.

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B.

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C.

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D.

Answers:
A. Mischievous
B. Silly
C. Exasperated
D. Passive-Aggressive

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watchout! danger zone: point lobos walgreens

Spotted December 5, 12:33 PM.

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Curled like a dead spider… Horrible.

But there is something especially nightmarish about this bloated specimen, spotted mere inches away.

But there is something especially nightmarish about this bloated specimen, spotted mere inches away in the same patch of grass, at the foot of a withered tree.

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Captured!

The suspect: Oliver Teeger, age 24. Wanted for feeding the mosquito larvae, with intent to raise a cloud of mosquitoes. Captured on November 8 by an abandoned trough of stagnant rainwater.

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STILL AT LARGE: Unknown suspect, wanted for picking apples in the king’s orchard. Dresses in rags.

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