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Watchout! BART Seats

Justine caught this slippery character in the act on Bart, November 19.

BART just removed the last of its appalling cloth seats, replacing them with seats that can be more easily sponged off. But don’t let your guard down just yet… Justine caught this slippery character lurking on November 19.

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Watchout! on the streets of LA

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Spotted at 11:03 AM on December 6. Despicable.

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We can only speculate as to what happened here on December 20, but it looks like some unlucky bird wasn’t fast enough to escape the jaws of this slimy beast.

 

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Local Visionary: Interview with Psychic Reader Annabel

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Annabel tells the fortune of Veronica Bee, of the Neighborhood Hoarders’ Association.

Q: What was your first psychic vision?

A. I was on the monkey bars and I was struck with a vision of my neighbor, Miss Wright, lying on the sidewalk.  Not long afterward, Miss Wright slipped on a banana peel outside Safeway! That’s when I started telling fortunes at recess in exchange for stickers. Now I charge $10.

Q. Can you see people’s secrets?

A. Yes! For example, I know you have a tattoo of a rat on your lower back.

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Annabel predicts that the neighborhood will improve soon.

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