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The Levitation of Irene Green
My fortune cookie said: “You will soon witness a miracle.”
Passersby on Bartleby Way today witnessed what some described as a "miracle": the spontaneous levitation of Irene Green. Ms. Green, 30, a lawyer, hovered overhead for what felt like hours, but was probably more like 15-20 seconds.
so how’s that cookie?
What kind of cookie is that? Ooh, my favorite! You know, I was going to buy one of those, but you got the last one…No worries!! I guess I’ll just have to come back later, which is a shame because I drove an hour out of my way, but that’s okay! That’s just life! I’ve been through worse, especially lately. Phew! You don’t even want to know! Is this seat taken?
The Stink Suit: An Astronaut’s Story, Part 1
It all started with a man called Marcus Stink and his marvelous invention: a spacesuit with a patented survival system that manages food, water and waste disposal in a continuous cycle.
By recycling one meal virtually forever, the suit cut the space program's costs dramatically. The only downside? No more astronaut ice cream!
The suit had never been tested in space, so I was selected, along with six other prime astronauts, for this critical mission. I was so excited! But something went wrong.
I still don't know exactly what happened. One minute we were in the middle of a rockabilly dance party, and I was gathering the courage to ask Carrie Sample for the next dance...
...and the next thing I knew, I was floating in open space, amid the debris of the metal capsule I had once called Home. That was a long time ago—I have no idea how long. All I know is, I'm still here.
Marcus Stink's survival suit keeps me alive. I only wish he knew how well it works! I feel pretty good these days, keeping busy thinking and remembering. Sometimes, I dance.
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