An unnatural shadow fell across the San Fernando Valley at 2:44 PM on February 21.
A Death Star lay damaged among the clovers, at the foot of the Eleven Palms apartment complex.
An alien creature lay mangled nearby, thrown clear of the wreck. His compatriots evidently escaped, and have probably dispersed across the Valley. Watchout!
“Guess it didn’t look both ways”, said Jane, who spotted this treacherous tragedy in the crosswalk at Lombard and Powell in San Francisco,, on February 6.
The once-graceful form of a fallen fruit.
While collecting wood beetles on the grounds of the Falkirk Mansion in San Rafael on February 5, Bob was dismayed to find he was not alone. Frozen in an eternal pirouette, this haunting figure still holds some of the grace and glamour of the olden days.
Local craftsman Bob spotted this shocking scene in Home Depot on New Year’s Day.
Local craftsman Bob made a New Year’s resolution to clear out the termites in his home. He dragged himself to Home Depot to get some supplies, when he came upon something even worse – a seething nest of peels, waiting for him in his cart! He did the right thing and contacted us. Let this be a lesson to always check your cart before using it.
Spotted at 11:03 AM on December 6. Despicable.
We can only speculate as to what happened here on December 20, but it looks like some unlucky bird wasn’t fast enough to escape the jaws of this slimy beast.
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