Nice try, Shorty.
In early April, while walking on 17th street near the 101 freeway overpass, Christen nearly fell victim to this old trick. “Small but deadly,” is how Christen described the perpetrator. “I saw that they were on sale at the Whole Foods down the street,” she added.
While walking in Oakland on March 23, Bob nearly soiled his new shoes with this rat-shaped, retch-inducing mess. We will never know what really happened here.
An unnatural shadow fell across the San Fernando Valley at 2:44 PM on February 21.
A Death Star lay damaged among the clovers, at the foot of the Eleven Palms apartment complex.
An alien creature lay mangled nearby, thrown clear of the wreck. His compatriots evidently escaped, and have probably dispersed across the Valley. Watchout!
“Guess it didn’t look both ways”, said Jane, who spotted this treacherous tragedy in the crosswalk at Lombard and Powell in San Francisco,, on February 6.
The once-graceful form of a fallen fruit.
While collecting wood beetles on the grounds of the Falkirk Mansion in San Rafael on February 5, Bob was dismayed to find he was not alone. Frozen in an eternal pirouette, this haunting figure still holds some of the grace and glamour of the olden days.
watchoutbananapeel 