His mama thinks he’s special. So do I…And that’s the truth. But what will he do with the corn husks when he’s done? Corn silk can pose a hazard to pedestrians.
Seen: Shucking corn on Sunset Blvd
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They're slick, slimy, and extremely dangerous.
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Snack aisle
Ahem…. could you hurry it up please? Other people are waiting to pick out their snacks too!
Seen: 1:52 AM
Tonight at the local fry pit, this onion joined a group of popular customers eating burgers at a window table. “He’s a Maui Sweet onion,” explained a head of lettuce. “He always knows what to say.”
“He’s a real smoothie,” agreed a chocolate milkshake. “He told me I was fat free… and I believed him!”
Later, the onion left with the group and the other ingredients weren’t sorry. The fry pit staff were also relieved: “He was the worst onion in the bag,” said one. “I could smell him a mile away. I’m glad he’s gone.”
SEEN: 1:13 PM
In a neglected corner of the botanical gardens.
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