Q: What was your first psychic vision?
A. I was on the monkey bars and I was struck with a vision of my neighbor, Miss Wright, lying on the sidewalk. Not long afterward, Miss Wright slipped on a banana peel outside Safeway! That’s when I started telling fortunes at recess in exchange for stickers. Now I charge $10.
Q. Can you see people’s secrets?
A. Yes! For example, I know you have a tattoo of a rat on your lower back.