Spotted on February 22 at around 5PM, on the lawn at 42nd and Clement.
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Monthly Archives: February 2013
At the corner of 2nd and Grey
Just an ordinary day at 2nd and Grey. People tend to congregate here for whatever reason.
Seen: 1:52 AM
Tonight at the local fry pit, this onion joined a group of popular customers eating burgers at a window table. “He’s a Maui Sweet onion,” explained a head of lettuce. “He always knows what to say.”
“He’s a real smoothie,” agreed a chocolate milkshake. “He told me I was fat free… and I believed him!”
Later, the onion left with the group and the other ingredients weren’t sorry. The fry pit staff were also relieved: “He was the worst onion in the bag,” said one. “I could smell him a mile away. I’m glad he’s gone.”
One peel, two peel, three peel…Watchout!
First there were two, spotted January 18 at 8:42 AM, under a tree at 42nd and Clement.
A few days later, on January 22, a third peel appeared under the same tree. It was spotted at 8:24 AM.
On January 24, a fourth peel cropped up. It was still fresh at 5:05 PM.
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