Mrs C. Pinsticker, Philanthropist

She’s got a purse full of pennies for worthy causes, but particularly for causes supporting the wellbeing of insects and parasites. She’s a patron of the Free the Flies Foundation and has also donated generously to the Happy Hornets Home and the Society for Starving Pinworms & Neglected Nematodes.

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She’s on her way to the charity auction for the Center for Misunderstood Mosquitoes.

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Watchout! Hazardous surf

Beware of the hazardous surf...spotted May 9, 6:30 PM, Ocean Beach.

The signs at the beach warn you about hazardous surf, riptide, and post-rainstorm bacteria, but they don’t warn you about dangers like this! Spotted May 9 at 6:30 PM, Ocean Beach.

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The aging fugitives

Two aging fugitives met today at a chain cafe by the bus depot. Commuters, absorbed in their thoughts, wandered past as the fugitives shared stories of life on the lam, venting their frustrations over stale wine and a Mediterranean plate. Inside, at a table near the restrooms, two office workers shared a plate of buffalo wings and traded tips on the best ways to waste the hours between 3 and 5 PM.

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Watchout! Stay indoors!

Spotted in Berkeley on Sacramento near Hopkins, May 18, 10:23 PM.

Spotted in Berkeley on Sacramento St. near Hopkins, May 17, 10:23 PM. Appears to have been dropped on the run. Could this be connected to the recent reports of a bellowing simian creature in the area? 

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A Warm Welcome

WELCOME!!!!!!

We like to keep this area free from debris of all kinds, including crumbs, pocket lint, and skin cells. THANKS!!

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Watchout! Among the jellies

Spotted trying to blend in with the jellyfish, at 7:40 PM on May 3, Ocean Beach.

Spotted trying to blend in with the jellyfish, at 7:40 PM on May 3, Ocean Beach.

Jellies are slippery too!
Jellies are slippery too, as I quickly discovered!

 

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Watchout! Peels in the grass

Spotted at 8:42 AM on May 2, 42nd and Geary.

Spotted at 8:42 AM on May 2, 42nd and Geary.

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watchout! parking lot peel

As if the Berkeley Bowl parking lot wasn't already dangerous enough, this peel was right underfoot as I got out of the car. Spotted on 3/22 at 12:19 PM.

I thought I found a lucky spot in the Berkeley Bowl parking lot — until I opened the door and this peel was right underfoot! Spotted on 3/22 at 12:19 PM.

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Welcome New Neighbors!

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When the building residents heard noises from the vacant apartment, they assumed it was rats. Bonnie Beard had her husband call the Tenants’ Association to complain, and they informed him that the New Neighbors were moving in! Bonnie quickly spread the word.

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Sigrid in Apt 5 always hosts a catered party for new neighbors, in an attempt to win them over before they get to know her habits.

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The New Neighbors have never felt so welcome! “Our old neighbors were so judgemental…We finally feel at home!” croaked Jerry, the unofficial spokesman for the group.

 

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Peel Updates: Dried Up and Lonely

Some places are just peel magnets! You might remember the infamous Watchout Week of January 18-24, when a new peel appeared in the same spot at 43rd and Clement every few days. This pile o’peels was neglected for a while, but got back in action on March 20.

Back in Action: March 20 at 8:34 AM

Back in action: March 20 at 8:34 AM

Remember this peel from March 6? It was still there on March 21 — almost unrecognizable.

Dried-up and lonely: March 21, 5:15 PM, Geary and 44th.

Dried-up and lonely: March 21, 5:15 PM, Geary and 44th.

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Watchout! This peel’s got rhythm!

Spotted on Saturday, March 16, in West Oakland.

Spotted on March 16, near West Grand Avenue in Oakland.

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Spotted today at 5:55 PM, on Sloat and Great Highway.

Spotted today at 5:55 PM, on Sloat and Great Highway.

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watchout! breakfast dregs

Spotted on March 6 at 5:25 PM, on Geary and 41st Ave. Probably left there sometime that morning or the morning before, judging by the dregs in that cup.

Spotted on March 6 at 5:25 PM, on a ledge at Geary and 41st Ave. It was probably left there sometime that morning or maybe the morning before, judging by the dregs in that cup. There are some papery fragments in the cup too, but not sure what they are — I didn’t get too close.

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Watchout! Peel with a view

Spotted this evening at 5:45, on the Presidio cliffs. Had to pull over for this one.

Spotted today at 5:45 PM on the Presidio cliffs. Nice view, but watchout!

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Snack aisle

This guy is taking forever to pick out his snacks!

Ahem…. could you hurry it up please? Other people are waiting to pick out their snacks too!

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Watchout! Warranty Expired

Spotted at 10:40 AM on January 25, near Lands End.

Spotted at 10:40 AM on January 25, outside a Dumpster near Lands End.

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Watchout!

2.22.454pm

Spotted on February 22 at around 5PM, on the lawn at 42nd and Clement.

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At the corner of 2nd and Grey

Just a typical day at 2nd and Grey

Just an ordinary day at 2nd and Grey. People tend to congregate here for whatever reason.

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Seen: 1:52 AM

Tonight at the local fry pit, this onion joined a group of popular customers eating burgers at a window table. “He’s a Maui Sweet onion,” explained a head of lettuce. “He always knows what to say.”

“He’s a real smoothie,” agreed a chocolate milkshake. “He told me I was fat free… and I believed him!”

Later, the onion left with the group and the other ingredients weren’t sorry. The fry pit staff were also relieved: “He was the worst onion in the bag,”  said one.  ”I could smell him a mile away. I’m glad he’s gone.”

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